Monday, March 31, 2008

To the blog I can't stand but can't stop reading...

Something that erks me is when a sex worker calls a vibrator a dildo. It doesn't bother me when someone not in the industry does so, how would they know? But a fricken sex worker!

A dildo is a phallic shaped rubber or silicone piece with a flared end that can fit inside a harness. Some of them can vibrate with the assistance of a small bullet vibrator that fits into its base but the vibration is not the focus. A vibrator may also be shaped like a cock but it may not. It may be used inside the body, it may be only for the clit and there are some that can be used for both. It’s purpose is to use the vibration first and the shape enhances it. So unless there is some magical dildo in the shape of a rabbit… then your rabbit isn’t a dildo it is a vibrator. It is also a toy that went out of fashion when Sex in the City went off the air. Most women don’t enjoy using the shaft and the rabbit at the same time but because their friends have one, they feel like it is the cool thing to have for a sex toy. The things waste batteries and there are a whole pile of wonderful vibes out there made specifically for the way you orgasm. You don't gain cool points by saying you own a "rabbit dildo" in your profile.

So.. These are dildos:


These are clit vibrators:

Here is a very expensive clit vibrator:

Here is 4 internal vibrators and a vibrating dildo:


Here is the infamous Jessica Rabbit:

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